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Jokes of the Day

Posted by: rahilah on: November 4, 2009

Beruang, Singa dan Babi bertemu di hutan…
Beruang kata: “sekali ja aku mengaum, seluruh hutan menggigil.”

Singa kata: “eleh, sekali ja aku mengaum semua belantara ketakutan.”

Babi kata: “Wa La Weh…. sekali ja aku batuk, satu dunia panik!”
 
 

lame jokes

Posted by: rahilah on: August 12, 2009

what does
Galileo Galilei, who found the theory of sun as the center of the earth
and
Osborne Reynolds, who pioneer in understanding fluid dynamics
has a common in chemical engineering?
the answer is
freaking dimensionless number!
They just a constant in my life. Haha
Galileo number
Reynolds number.
Both of these numbers are important to determine the free falling velocity of a [...]

on the lighter note

Posted by: rahilah on: June 10, 2009

TO ALL STRESS PEOPLE OUT THERE…spare a bit of your time to do this unstress thing. Have fun
This one was too good to pass up!
Pick the month you were born:
January——-I kicked
February——I loved
March——–I karate chopped
April———-I licked
May———-I jumped on
June———-I smelled
July———–I did the Macarena With
August——–I had lunch with
September—-I danced with
October——-I sang to
November—–I yelled at
December—–I ran over
Pick [...]

lawak otak kuning

Posted by: rahilah on: December 26, 2008

Current Mood: I wanna break from my working day
Current Song: Rehab by Rihanna
I got this jokes from a dearie friend of mine, Izzat. Tell u the truth, when i go through the questions, i was a bit ‘otak kuning’ jugak la. Haha. Have fun with the jokes, people
Seorang guru, Cikgu [...]

A black man joke

Posted by: rahilah on: November 23, 2008

Current Mood: Wanna do laundry
Current Song: Change Cloth by Jay-Z feat Pharell Williams

A Black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, ‘Coloured people are not allowed here.’
The black man [...]

Ramadhan Jokes

Posted by: rahilah on: September 1, 2008

doa tahan puasa:

doa ini sesuai di baca di siang hari-
allahuma baringsana wabaringsini wadahlapar wamaumati
wamasukdapur belumada apapa walihat jam masihlama lagi wakena tahanlagi
AMINNNNNN
selepas 5 minit kalau masih lapar
doa kedua

wataktahan wamakan
AMINNNNNNNNN
just a joke
courtesy by Mohammed Ashraf Mohammed Sabri
rahilah♥

Jokes of The Day

Posted by: rahilah on: August 29, 2008

Current mood: Happy in disguise
Current song: Outrageous by Britney Spears
Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
“My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610″
====================================
Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what [...]


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