Jokes of the Day

Beruang, Singa dan Babi bertemu di hutan…
Beruang kata: “sekali ja aku mengaum, seluruh hutan menggigil.”

Singa kata: “eleh, sekali ja aku mengaum semua belantara ketakutan.”

Babi kata: “Wa La Weh…. sekali ja aku batuk, satu dunia panik!”
 
 

lame jokes

what does
Galileo Galilei, who found the theory of sun as the center of the earth
and
Osborne Reynolds, who pioneer in understanding fluid dynamics
has a common in chemical engineering?
the answer is
freaking dimensionless number!
They just a constant in my life. Haha
Galileo number
Reynolds number.
Both of these numbers are important to determine the free falling velocity of a [...]

on the lighter note

TO ALL STRESS PEOPLE OUT THERE…spare a bit of your time to do this unstress thing. Have fun
This one was too good to pass up!
Pick the month you were born:
January——-I kicked
February——I loved
March——–I karate chopped
April———-I licked
May———-I jumped on
June———-I smelled
July———–I did the Macarena With
August——–I had lunch with
September—-I danced with
October——-I sang to
November—–I yelled at
December—–I ran over
Pick [...]

lawak otak kuning

Current Mood: I wanna break from my working day
Current Song: Rehab by Rihanna
I got this jokes from a dearie friend of mine, Izzat. Tell u the truth, when i go through the questions, i was a bit ‘otak kuning’ jugak la. Haha. Have fun with the jokes, people
Seorang guru, Cikgu [...]

A black man joke

Current Mood: Wanna do laundry
Current Song: Change Cloth by Jay-Z feat Pharell Williams

A Black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, ‘Coloured people are not allowed here.’
The black man [...]

Ramadhan Jokes

doa tahan puasa:

doa ini sesuai di baca di siang hari-
allahuma baringsana wabaringsini wadahlapar wamaumati
wamasukdapur belumada apapa walihat jam masihlama lagi wakena tahanlagi
AMINNNNNN
selepas 5 minit kalau masih lapar
doa kedua

wataktahan wamakan
AMINNNNNNNNN
just a joke
courtesy by Mohammed Ashraf Mohammed Sabri
rahilah♥

Jokes of The Day

Current mood: Happy in disguise
Current song: Outrageous by Britney Spears
Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
“My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610″
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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what [...]